The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the [...]
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman [...]
Your mom’s so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion. Your mom’s so fat, when she dances the band skips. Your mom’s so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side. Your mother’s so fat, her clothes have stretch marks. Your mother’s so [...]